DC Intern Diaries

I'm a female 24 year old DC permanent intern. You name it and I've probably interned it. I'm also a graduate student in DC.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

DNC Convention - From a Republican Friend

2004 DNC Convention -Offical Program

6:00pm-Opening flag burning ceremony
6:00pm-Opening secular prayers by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
6:30pm-Anti-War Concert by Barbra Streisand
6:55-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00pm-Tribute theme to France
7:10pm-Collect offerings for Al Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm-Tribute Theme to Germany
7:45pm-Anti-War Rally(moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30pm-Terrorists appeasement workshop
9:00pm-Gay Marriage ceremony(both male and female couples)
9:30pm *intermission*
10:00pm-Posting of the Iraqi colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm-Re-Enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20pm -Cameo by Dean 'Yeeeearrrrrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm-Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50pm-Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations
11:00pm-Mulitple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes,mixed,and same sex)
11:15pm-Maximizing Welfare Workshop
11:30pm-'Free Saddam' pep rally
11:59pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00AM- Nomination of democratic canidate.


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